|Pat Boone wants you to eat his meat.|
Do you like steak? Do you believe that sexual intercourse is a divine gift meant to be enjoyed only between married couples of which one member has a penis and the other a vagina? Then we have good news for you!
Gospel singer, Tea Party activist and one-time heavy-metal-god wannabe Pat Boone
now sells Pat Boone All-American Meats
Filet mignon, New York strip and more: The meat is raised here in the
U S of A, flash-frozen and shipped right to your door!
After the jump, the audio of NPR's story on Pat Boone's meat and celebrity-endorsed food in general
, plus what sexin' has to do with it.