How Not to Ask for a Restaurant Recommendation
You're leaving your girl home?! You're an ASS Chun...
massage, hand job, go across town, get massage and hand job from different person, lather, rinse, repeat
or why don't you buy a piece of jewelry for your girlfriend?
use the money to feed an entire under privileged family Christmas dinner.
How about you give me that $730, I kick you in the nuts and take your lady out instead while we laugh at a cameraphone replay of you getting socked in the crotch?There are many more comments in this vein, as well as more than a few that take his request seriously. If you're curious, the tasting menu at Le Bernardin seems to be the consensus pick.
h/t to Eater NY