Butter: Good for Popcorn, Bad for Murder
A man and woman in Sicily allegedly murdered the woman's ex-husband by asphyxiating him...with butter.
See, the clever [sic] couple thought that after the butter suffocated the man, it would melt, leaving no trace of the crime!
Except:
...a post-mortem found remains of the butter in the airways of [victim] Calogero Lo Cocco and the pair were unmasked..."Looks like he can't believe," says Horatio Caine, putting on his sunglasses, "it is butter."































