The Firth King, and Other Acadamy Award-Inspired Fast Food Treats

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In honor of being nominated for Best Actor in his role as stammering King George VI in The King's Speech, fast food-loving Brit Colin Firth will get to create his own sandwich at Burger King if he wins the Academy Award.

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Firth hasn't said what he'll put on his burger if he wins. Perhaps a Jersey beef patty dunked in brown sauce. Fit for a wartime British king.

Burger King hasn't extended the offer to other nominees, but that doesn't mean we can't speculate on what sandwich they'd make.


Jeff Bridges in True Grit

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For his revival of John Wayne's classic role as Rooster Cogburn, a leftover burger flecked with trail dust, topped with whiskey and cigar ashes should suffice.

James Franco in 127 Hours

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No, there will be no sandwiches that can be eaten with one hand jokes. That's sick (and easy). Let's just leave it at a rare patty with two Powerbars for buns.

Annette Bening in The Kids are Alright

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As the high-strung doctor who's losing her grip on her family, she'd probably say fuck the burger and bring on a couple of bottles of merlot.

Jennifer Lawrence in Winter's Bone

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It's a haunting search for a deadbeat dad through the Missouri Ozarks. Not far from St. Louis, really. Squirrel burger topped with cream gravy, garnished with a toasted rav.

Natalie Portman in Black Swan

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A chicken slider with the bird's feathers still embedded in the meat, coated in ketchup. Lots and lots of bloody red ketchup. It's perfect.


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