Glenn Beck Talks About - and to - Cupcakes

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Rumors of the death of the cupcake fad have swirled for months. With five minutes of video, Glenn Beck kills them dead.

In an attempt to explain inflation and treasury bonds on his Fox News show last night, Beck substituted flag-studded cupcakes for gold so that us simple folk might understand.

Or be too distracted by the sight of Beck asking the cupcakes if they miss him and licking icing from his fingers to focus on what he was babbling about.

The good news, according to the crawl, is that Missouri no longer has the most meth labs in the country. Tennessee holds that honor. Next week, Beck will illustrate by substituting gooey butter cakes and buttermilk biscuits to represent each state's meth-making facilities.

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Doug
Doug

Agent of TruthYou're truly enlightening, I especially like the part about the BJ's (NICE)! Fox News lies, Glenn Beck is an idiot, RNC is the puppet master...You can attack all you want, but you'll never be able to suppress the truth. Glenn Beck is not the problem in this country, we need more people like him willing to speak their minds, no matter what the recourse.

Doug
Doug

Teachers use abstract examples to help tie together differing concepts. This is what helps you remember important information later on in time, and it's a practice that good teachers use. What seems more obvious is your bent against Beck. This ironic since you're trying to undermine his message based on trivial quirks. It seems like you're the one dumbing down your message.

dracomax
dracomax

Do you really have nothing better do say against him than to make fun of his presentation?Thing is, most of what he's saying seems to be accurate--so people are busy bashing him rather than arguing his points.

For once, I would like to see someone come in and actually show why he's wrong with evidence, rather than calling names and bashing him.

Agent of Truth
Agent of Truth

Yea....We would all like to know which of the many many gods of mormonism Beck is taking about any time he makes a reference to God, Will of God or Voice of God. Here's some truth for you dracomax....mormonism is a cult and Beck is a mormon. He is a mormon idiot who mixes mormonism with cherry picked parts of Catholocism and new age teathings. Mormonism teaches an entire pantheon of gods while theyare trying to seem monotheistic like Christianity, Islam or Judaism. According to the mormon cult, the god of the planet earth was once a man who attained godhood status and had a physical sexual relationship with Mary. For the record, Islam has far more in common with Christianity than the mormon cult could ever hope for. So tell us something accurrate here dracomax...which of the many many gods of the mormon cult does this idiot Beck refer to while giving out his daily conspiracy blow jobs to idiots like you who do not bother to do their homework. You probaby get your news from the the opinion pushers on the fake news network known as Fox.

Agent of Truth
Agent of Truth

Glenn Beck again… Still out giving conspiracy blowjobs to registered republican voters who are willing to pull down their pants and look the other way. Where does this idiot get the material he presents??? He is too stupid to come up with this stuff on his own. It is clearly obvious that he is simply a mocking bird for someone elses twisted views. Lets get real here…this fool never went to college, knows nothing about US History, World History, World Religions, The US Constitution or Economics. And along that uneducated lineage of personal failures in radio and everything else in his life…mormonism made this idiot. That is the only way he got to where he is in broadcast history as he has absolutely no journalistic integrity and someone has basically told him what to think about everything in life. If he ever had to get a real job or was forced to live up to a standard of personal integrity, he would fail miserably. His show on Fox is just further evidence that Fox News viewers are the most gullible and misinformed people on the planet.

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