Glenn Beck Talks About - and to - Cupcakes
Rumors of the death of the cupcake fad have swirled for months. With five minutes of video, Glenn Beck kills them dead.
In an attempt to explain inflation and treasury bonds on his Fox News show last night, Beck substituted flag-studded cupcakes for gold so that us simple folk might understand.
Or be too distracted by the sight of Beck asking the cupcakes if they miss him and licking icing from his fingers to focus on what he was babbling about.
The good news, according to the crawl, is that Missouri no longer has the most meth labs in the country. Tennessee holds that honor. Next week, Beck will illustrate by substituting gooey butter cakes and buttermilk biscuits to represent each state's meth-making facilities.