Top 3 Pet Peeves of a Movie House Concessionaire
|Photo by Nick Phillips|
|Don't make it rain on me. This is soda, not Sauget.|
Gut Check Code Name: The Milk Dud
Position: Concessionaire, St. Louis movie theater
Pet Peeve #1
Milk Dud: "I hate -- hate -- when people throw money at you. That happens more than you think. Especially when they do it bill by bill."
Other customer: "Stripper style?"
Milk Dud: "Yeah! It's a soda. I'm not gonna take my clothes off."
Milk Dud: "If you're gonna sneak it in, sneak it out. I don't feel like cleaning up your White Castle boxes. Or Boone's Farm bottles."
Pet Peeve #3
Milk Dud: "Don't get mad if I don't know you're a student or a senior. Our student cutoff is 25, and our senior cutoff age is 55. But how am I supposed to know? I can't read minds."