Oh, God, the New Rachael Ray-Guy Fieri Show Sounds Even Worse Than We Thought

​Last month, we learned about several new shows coming to the Food Network. The most ominous of the many ominous new titles was something called Guy vs. Rachael's Celebrity Smackdown.

Well, Guy Fieri went on The Rachael Ray Show yesterday, and the two announced the new show. It's even worse you probably imagined it would be. Ray calls it "basically the cooking equivalent of Dancing with the Stars."

Pop a Tagamet or Prevacid and then watch the announcement. Once again, here are ten (imaginary) shows we'd rather watch than this Food Network crap.

(h/t: Eater)