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Yay! More Girl Drinks for the Ladies!

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Chick Beer
It's lady beer!
​Good news, ladies! It turns out that Animee Beer, the ladies-only brew slated to hit UK markets this month, isn't the only option for girls who like to drink.

Thanks to Bitch Media, we now know that the U.S. has its own girl beer. A craft beer. And you can be assured it's for girls because the label has a big, curly late '90s font that attracts women who are still clutching tear-stained copies of Bridget Jones's Diary.

It's Chick Beer, brewed by Minhas Craft Brewery in Monroe, Wisconsin. It's a milk stout brewed with lactose from Wisconsin dairy cows, which packs an extra calorie wallop along with 6.3 percent alcohol.

We're kidding, of course. Chick Beer is exactly what you'd expect: a 97 calorie light beer with 3.5 carbs and a flavor the company describes as "soft and smooth, and less bitter." And to prevent that icky bloat, it's "lightly" carbonated.

In other words, it's a flat, flavorless beer. But the bottle looks like a curvy lady and the six-packs look like purses!

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OMG!!! Purse six-pack!
​You just totally sqee'd from cute, didn't you?

Still not into beer? Well girls, there's Bloom Gin! Laura Beck from our sister paper, the San Francisco Weekly, attended Bloom's kick-off last week. She liked the gin, but the marketing lacks balls.

Still not girly enough for you? Pussy Energy Drink might be your only hope.

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1 comments
Hannah
Hannah

Or we could stop with the stereotypes and drink liquor, beer, and wine like everyone else.

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