Write a Dunkin' Donuts Prostitution Pick-Up Line and Win Four Tickets to Raging Rivers [Updated With Winner]!

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Mabel Suen
​While local franchisees busily plan to open Dunkin' Donuts locations across the greater St. Louis area, Dunkin' Donuts employees in New Jersey and Boston have been hard at work tweaking the menu. While one employee decided to add a special ingredient to the infamous DD coffee, another thought she'd make some extra cash by expanding the menu to include "donut hole," "cream-filling" and "long john" literally and as innuendo.

We start waxing humorous about that "donut ho," and frankly, it's just too easy. That's why we decided to open the conversation to you, dear readers. You can win four tickets to Raging Rivers, and all you have to do is submit a delightfully naughty joke. Instructions after the jump.

Update: [Thursday, 8.4, 5:11 p.m.] Congrats to Rebecca, who won the contest with this line:

Oh so you want some doughnuts? Well baby, if you got the dough, I'll get all up on YOnuts.

Rules: In the comment entry field, write what you would say were you a hard and out donut slinger trying to find a John in the drive-thru. (E.g. "Do you want sprinkles? Hi, my name is Sprinkles," or "I've got your baker's dozen right here (points at crotch).") You must leave an e-mail address, Twitter handle or Facebook page URL. Winner will be chosen subjectively and announced tomorrow at 3 p.m.

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7 comments
rebecca
rebecca

Oh so you want some doughnuts?  Well baby, if you got the dough, I'll get all up on YOnuts.

Rebeccarbeck1231 at hotmail.com

jason
jason

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Our chocolate Long John's!  We know you like your holes glazed. jc the lilly@yahoo.com

janithemidget
janithemidget

Hey, If you have 15 minutes to spare, I can syphon the cream out of your cruller for an extra charge. 

James Barnett
James Barnett

No joke, but I sure can't think about the "Time to Make the Donuts" guy the same way anymore.

NomNomNom
NomNomNom

Welcome to Dunkin Donuts. Would you like to try one of my - er, our - holes this morning?

jennylane78 - at - yahoo . com

Bruce Journey
Bruce Journey

Did You order Cinnamon Buns, Well baby I have your Cinnamon Buns Right Here, Heck I even have a Cinnamon Twist for ya.

bj_200262010@yahoo.com

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