Write a Rapture Haiku and Win Two Tickets to the Best Of St. Louis Party [Updated with Winner]!

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​This Thursday, City Museum hosts Riverfront Times' Best of St. Louis party: the Rapture event.

You can win two free tickets to the party (a $30 value) each of which includes two free drink tickets, not to mention free food samples and entertainment. All you have to do is compose a haiku about the rapture (whether you believe it's imminent or nonexistent).

Update: [Tuesday, 11.1, 5:00 p.m.] Congrats, Douche McGee!

To enter: Leave your rapture haiku in the comments along with your e-mail address. Winners will be chosen subjectively; bonus points if you make us laugh. We'll announce the winner today at 5 p.m.

Location Info


City Museum

701 N. 15th St., St. Louis, MO

Category: General


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God still remembersthe last time he came to Earth,he's sending a bus.


Douche Mcgee's 2nd haiku had 6 syllables in the last line.  That should be a disqualification.  Or at least you should give someone else a pair of tickets who followed the rules of haiku.  I'm sure you guys got plenty around there.

James Barnett
James Barnett

The end is nigh, Imay as well have some fun. God'sa teetotaler.


Summoned from the skyGonna party with JesusYou're not invited

energizedcalm at gmail

Moni Zuza
Moni Zuza

Did not get caught upYour math is off but cheer upIt's not the end of the worldmoni.zuza@gmail.com


rapture, a craptureit's not the end of the worldIf I'm wrong, that sucks

this can't be the endthere's so much more I must seelike City Museum

if it ends todayI would die with no regretsunless I lose this


douchemcgee at sbcglobal dot net

Bruce Journey
Bruce Journey

I Strive to be the best guySome times I fall ShortI hope my briefs are not striped


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