Write a Starbucks "Blonde" Joke, Win Gift Certificates! [Updated with Winner!]

• Q: Have you heard about the new blonde roast? A: Yeah, it's easy to pick up, goes down quickly, and hopefully you'll never see it again.

• Not coffee related but I almost peed my pants laughing!!

• A blonde grabs a thermos and runs to Starbucks...She runs in, holds it up and a counter guy runs over to take the order."Is this big enough to hold six cups of blonde coffee?" she asked.The counter worker looks at it, pauses a few seconds, then replies, "Yep. It looks like it can handle about six cups to me.""GREAT!" the blonde says. "Then give me two blonde regulars, two black, and two decaf."

• I don't know if the joke has to be coffee-related but here's my favorite blonde joke. A teacher tells her fourth grade class that the word of the day is "contagious." She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence and some students raise their hands.  One student, Joe, says, "My dad told me to cover my mouth when I cough cuz it's contagious." "Good," says the teacher. Then she picks Susy, who says, "Chickenpox is contagious."  "Excellent!" says the teacher. Finally she picks Johnny, who's sitting in the back. Johnny says, "The other day, me and my dad were sitting outside and we saw our blonde neighbor painting her fence. She had a tiny model car paintbrush and she was going in tiny strokes up and down the fence, so my dad says to me, 'Jesus, it's gonna take that cunt ages to finish that fence.'"

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• The only thing dumber than blonde coffee is a person that gets coffee from Starbucks.  Go Kaldi's!!

• @BLHowie "Starbucks has their new 'blonde coffee' now. It has a dumb aroma with hints of gullibility". ;-)

• What did the blonde say to her boss about being tardy to work? "Sorry I'm latte, I had to get a late."

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