Write a Kate Upton and Hardee's Haiku, Win a Kate Upton Poster and Hardee's Gift Certificate!

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We told you last month how model Kate Upton is the latest female celebrity to get all hot 'n' heavy with a Hardee's burger. Now the fine folks at CKE Restaurants, Inc., the parent company of Hardee's and Carl's Jr., have sent us a poster of Kate posing with the chain's new Southwest Patty Melt Thickburger above a 2012 calendar. They've also sent a gift certificate good for one (1) free Southwest Patty Melt Thickburger.

Gut Check wants you to have both.

We'll award the poster and gift certificate to the reader who writes the best haiku that mentions both Kate Upton and the Southwest Patty Melt Thickburger. You don't have to use the exact phrase "Southwest Patty Melt Thickburger," but your poem should reference it in some way.

Leave your entry as a comment before noon on Wednesday, March 14. Gut Check will judge the entries and choose the best.

Rules: To be eligible, you must leave a valid e-mail address (or Twitter handle or Facebook profile URL) in the comment-entry field. One guess per e-mail address. Employees of CKE Restaurants, Inc., and Riverfront Times are not eligible. You must be able to claim your prize in person at the RFT offices.

Update: The contest is now closed, and we've chosen a winner.

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Younger2805
Younger2805

love the commerical, that's hotter the the sandwich!!

Lee
Lee

Patty melt and Kate,Just look at that perfect pair,I can die happy

Douche_McGee
Douche_McGee

Both of them have bunsBut only a ThickBurger'sare considered food

@douche_mcgee:twitter on twitta 

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

Burgers and Kate UptonSteamy, hot, and so divine...I need two napkins.

thanks!aylee914@gmail.com

James Barnett
James Barnett

Hot patty and bunsThick and spicy and juicy.And some Hardee's too.

Hearty Nyotaimori
Hearty Nyotaimori

Santa Fe sauce shelfa fat juicy Thickburger,Upton's catcher's mitt

Hearty Nyotaimori
Hearty Nyotaimori

Sant Fe sauce shelffor juicy Thickburger loads,Upton's catcher's mitt

victor
victor

Kate found a soulmateThick thigs with a thick burgerMatch made in heaven

victor
victor

Sorry, without the typo this time

Kate found a soul mateThick thighs with a thick burgerMatch made in heaven

Joe
Joe

Kate and Patty kissSouthwest beef melts a thick heartDelicious girl

homermania@aol.com

Ryan
Ryan

Nothing is hotter

Than Kate Upton consuming

Patty melt burgers.

Twitter: Larrythewombat

BWhitt
BWhitt

kate's beef in my mouthoh so tasty southwest saucefast food bliss indeed

phillip scheerer
phillip scheerer

kate the great ate these,these delicious new burgers, from Hardees and Carl's

-Yeah, I know I am a genius. Let me know if you need anymore help with advertisement ;)

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Jeezer
Jeezer

Two giant pattiesJalepenos and cheeseBetween two sweet buns

geneyoungene
geneyoungene

Southwest Patty Melt Thickburger

We know what you have

It surely gives Kate Upton a certain swagger

Does this work? Tell me it does and works for a win!

sthurberyoung
sthurberyoung

Kate Upton so favors

The Southwest Patty Melt Thickburger flavor

It is something to savor

Sarah YoungSioux Falls, SD 57105 sthurberyoung@netscape.net

Hope this makes the cut and grabs me a win...You folks rock.

amveats
amveats

Kate, see this hot meat

Pink slime, your patty melts, girl

This ain't burger king.

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