Gut Check Proposes Five "Sexy" Slogans For Ragu's New "Funny" Commercial [NSFW]
Yesterday Gut Check weighed in on Ragù's new "coming of age" commercial, which aired during NBC's Olympics programming on Sunday, August 5. Admittedly, our first reaction was that the "sex sells" approach to pasta-sauce promotion might be a bridge too far.
Does one of Gut Check's slogans more accurately capture the spirit of Ragù's commercial?
But upon further cogitation, maybe it's just the beginning of an entirely new direction for Ragù's marketing and advertising departments. In an effort to assist Ragù in expanding its risqué pitch, Gut Check submits five promotional slogans to accompany the new commercial.
After the jump: Pick which of Gut Check's proposed campaign slogans you'd like (or fear) Ragù to run with.
1. Parents Eat Out, Kid Pigs Out on Ragù
"Spaghetti doesn't erase the memory of seeing you two mid-coitus, Mom."
2. Pussghetti & Dadballs = Eating Disorder!
3. Not Even Italian Sausage in the Can Puts Boy Off His Feed
4. Dad Plows, Boy Chows
5. 9 1/2 Weeks Meets 9-1/2-Year-Old Boy
Got a slogan of your own to pitch to Ragù? Share it in the comments section below and you'll be eligible to win a copy of Chubster: A Hipster's Guide to Losing Weight While Staying Cool by Martin Cizmar.
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