4. Tvarscki Vodka
What's a "tvarscki"?
This is the quintessential beauty of a Luxco product. The label, the name -- it practically screams vodka!
So loudly, in fact, does it scream, that while you subconsciously ponder the possible significance and/or definition of the name, it takes several minutes to hit you that someone went to the trouble of sticking a c
in there. By the time you begin wondering why anyone would do that
, you're already at the cash register, plunking down your pint bottle and your debit card.
3. Rebel Yell Bourbon
Now we're cookin' with Crisco! No knockoff name here. Rebel Yell is the shit. (Though your friendly neighborhood Luxco rep might argue that the true shit is Rebel Reserve Wheated Bourbon -- whatever that is.)