Poll: Vote for the Most Boinkable Fast-Food Mascot!

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One pair's from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the other's Dairy Queen. Just sayin'.
Lips (Dairy Queen) So yeah, it's a disembodied mouth that bears an uncanny resemblance to the ineradicable image of The Rocky Horror Picture Show (And all that that implies.) That said, those lips -- and, frequently, the accompanying tongue! -- look luscious. And do, by all means, recall that DQ's slogan used to be, "We treat you right." Prove it, lips.

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Would you let him...jack your box?
Jack (Jack in the Box) Sure, he has the head of a super-creepy minimalist clown, but brotha can work a suit. He's gotta be packing something good under those pinstripes to have nabbed a fairly attractive wife. [Insert joke about good head here.]

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10 comments
Sarah Beck
Sarah Beck

Why would anyone use the word boinkable?

Judith Rubin
Judith Rubin

Thanks for being both stupid and offensive, RFT.

Brian Blood
Brian Blood

None, i don't do men or little girls.

DoucheMcGee
DoucheMcGee topcommenter

The Wendy's girl for sure.

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