Poll: Vote for the Most Boinkable Fast-Food Mascot!
|One pair's from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the other's Dairy Queen. Just sayin'.|
Jack (Jack in the Box) Sure, he has the head of a super-creepy minimalist clown, but brotha can work a suit. He's gotta be packing something good under those pinstripes to have nabbed a fairly attractive wife. [Insert joke about good head here.]
Would you let him...jack your box?