Poll: Vote for the Most Boinkable Fast-Food Mascot!

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The Colonel is going to town on whatever that is.
Colonel Sanders (KFC) We hear KFC is majorly into bondage and, um, gestation crates. So that's encouraging. This much is also known: The Colonel was über-religious, married his much younger secretary and coined the phrase "finger-lickin' good."

Hot-N-Ready is right.
Caesar (Little Caesar's) The diminutive emperor turned out to be a bit of a dark horse in this competition, but he has one thing going for him that no one else on this list does: he's Roman. Them Romans was into some freaky biznass. The Roman historian Suetonius wrote all about Caesar's sexual escapades in the first century, including how he got down with his political rivals' wives and revived the Dionysian Mysteries (essentially a drunken orgy). We aren't huge fans of his pizza, but that's not what we're poling polling here. Hail, Caesar!

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Sarah Beck
Sarah Beck

Why would anyone use the word boinkable?

Judith Rubin
Judith Rubin

Thanks for being both stupid and offensive, RFT.

Brian Blood
Brian Blood

None, i don't do men or little girls.

DoucheMcGee topcommenter

The Wendy's girl for sure.

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