Long John Silver (Long John Silver's)
|Smokin' Seaman Long John Silver.|
He has a parrot who wears a matching hat. If that's not awesome, nothing is. It is, perhaps, needless to add that he's a pirate and his name is Long John Silver. A side of krums
and we're good to go. Arrrrrrrrrr!
Hamburglar (McDonald's) Few men can claim they look great in horizontal stripes, but the Hamburglar sure does. He's also a thief, and we find that whole bad-boy persona pretty enticing. Additionally, his "robble-robble-robble" is precisely the sound one makes while eating out, if you catch our drift. At any rate, it's a good bet this little bastard is a cunning linguist of the highest order.
|Will he steal your heart, among other things?|