Poll: Vote for the Most Boinkable Fast-Food Mascot!
|Smokin' Seaman Long John Silver.|
Hamburglar (McDonald's) Few men can claim they look great in horizontal stripes, but the Hamburglar sure does. He's also a thief, and we find that whole bad-boy persona pretty enticing. Additionally, his "robble-robble-robble" is precisely the sound one makes while eating out, if you catch our drift. At any rate, it's a good bet this little bastard is a cunning linguist of the highest order.
Will he steal your heart, among other things?