Poll: Vote for the Most Boinkable Fast-Food Mascot!

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Smokin' Seaman Long John Silver.
Long John Silver (Long John Silver's) He has a parrot who wears a matching hat. If that's not awesome, nothing is. It is, perhaps, needless to add that he's a pirate and his name is Long John Silver. A side of krums and we're good to go. Arrrrrrrrrr!

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Will he steal your heart, among other things?
Hamburglar (McDonald's) Few men can claim they look great in horizontal stripes, but the Hamburglar sure does. He's also a thief, and we find that whole bad-boy persona pretty enticing. Additionally, his "robble-robble-robble" is precisely the sound one makes while eating out, if you catch our drift. At any rate, it's a good bet this little bastard is a cunning linguist of the highest order.
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10 comments
Sarah Beck
Sarah Beck

Why would anyone use the word boinkable?

Judith Rubin
Judith Rubin

Thanks for being both stupid and offensive, RFT.

Brian Blood
Brian Blood

None, i don't do men or little girls.

DoucheMcGee
DoucheMcGee topcommenter

The Wendy's girl for sure.

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