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14 St. Louis Celebrities Who Ought to Name a Candy After Themselves

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Gummi Berras
Gummi Berras
Disclaimer: Gummi Berras packaging will haunt your dreams. But if you can look past the poorly PhotoShopped, Frankenstein-monstered visage of Yogi Berra, you'll love the fruity flavor of Gummi Berras!

Joe Edwards' Blueberry Pills
Admit it: Fats Domino's original lyric is kinda goofy. "I found my thrill on blueberry pills" makes a whole lot more 21st-century sense. And it's not as if this would be the first candy produced to resemble a legal addictive substance.

Jon Hamm's Eye Candy
Happy Valentine's Day, citizens of the world! A possible runner-up to Jon Hamm's Eye Candy could be Candied Hamm -- but our favorite hunk should save that name for a savory dish. Our creative vision sees a more sinfully sweet treat.


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