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14 St. Louis Celebrities Who Ought to Name a Candy After Themselves

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Harry Caramello
We all know the moon isn't made of Harry Caramello. But what if it were made of Harry Caramello? Would you eat it then? We know we would. Heck we'd have seconds. Then polish it off with a tall, icy Budweiser. We would do it. Would you? It's a simple question, doctor. Would you eat the moon if it were made of Harry Caramello? It's not rocket science. Just say yes and we'll move on.

Nelly's Boo-Boo Licks Edible Candy Bandages
Wince all you like, but Boo-Boo Licks Edible Candy Bandages are a real thing. Just imagine if former Band-Aid brandishing rapper Nelly got onboard as a spokesperson. The kids, they'd go wild!

Karlie Kloss' Candy Kloss
This can be added to the list of candies resembling non-edibles that shouldn't be consumed -- we've already got Joe Edwards' Blueberry Pills and Nelly's Boo-Boo Licks Edible Candy Bandages. For Karlie Kloss' Candy Kloss we see a chalky candy lipstick in the style of the retro treat we remember tasting like SweeTARTS.

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Mike & Ike & Tina
Mike & Ike & Tina
Who's Mike? Who cares? We'd happily roll on any river with Mike & Ike & Tina as our guides.

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