Breastaurant? How About a Sausage Fest for the Ladies?

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Balls Deep

This Chicago-based "petery" is known for its meatballs and deep-dish pizza. The house specialty is a platter of spaghetti with two meatballs and an Italian sausage. Ladies who are partial to the Guido type will enjoy the view over a carafe of Lambrusco.

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MikeN
MikeN

Back when Hooters was first becoming big, somebody started a place called "Peckers" (which is a good chicken wing reference,) but it didn't catch on.

rachaduncan
rachaduncan

Here fucking here! Where's my Schlong John Silvers? I think my favorite would be International House of Beefcakes, where I can get my pancakes and sausage all in one place.

I've always said that places where women can go to enjoy the male body are far and few. It's a disgrace really. You have no idea how irritated I was when I found out there were no male strip clubs in Tampa FL, the movie Magic Mike was set there. 0, zip, zilch. Fuck to the what? I was doubly pissed after I watched that piece of shit movie and saw 0 cock. 

So enjoy your coffee with tits, your doughnuts with double D's and your wings with hooters. But somebody please give me eggs with man chest and shorts so tight you can see an outline.

theidinme
theidinme

Well the reason why there are no restaurants like this is because men buy dinner while women  usually just know how to pick a place and order the most expensive thing.

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