Breastaurant? How About a Sausage Fest for the Ladies?

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       We're really good at coq. | Jim Bahn

Coq au Vin

For the discerning customer, Coq au Vin is the most upscale of the "petery" concepts. What's better than a hunk with a French accent? Featuring an extensive wine list and a variety of artisanal cheeses, the clientele will be especially impressed with the house specialty -- charcuterie.

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MikeN
MikeN

Back when Hooters was first becoming big, somebody started a place called "Peckers" (which is a good chicken wing reference,) but it didn't catch on.

rachaduncan
rachaduncan

Here fucking here! Where's my Schlong John Silvers? I think my favorite would be International House of Beefcakes, where I can get my pancakes and sausage all in one place.

I've always said that places where women can go to enjoy the male body are far and few. It's a disgrace really. You have no idea how irritated I was when I found out there were no male strip clubs in Tampa FL, the movie Magic Mike was set there. 0, zip, zilch. Fuck to the what? I was doubly pissed after I watched that piece of shit movie and saw 0 cock. 

So enjoy your coffee with tits, your doughnuts with double D's and your wings with hooters. But somebody please give me eggs with man chest and shorts so tight you can see an outline.

theidinme
theidinme

Well the reason why there are no restaurants like this is because men buy dinner while women  usually just know how to pick a place and order the most expensive thing.

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