30 Reasons to Love Drinking in St. Louis

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Praise the Lord, amirite?
19. Because the State of Missouri is not concerned about our immortal souls, we can buy booze on Sunday. 

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18. Morning drinking is an expected component of our famers' markets (Jell-O shots $1) Speaking of, we're home to the inventor of the Jellinator, "the ultimate Jell-O shot maker."

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17. Truly heated sports arguments are settled by epic drinking competitions.

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Modesto's The Armada. Not your typical dry martini.
16. We are the birthplace of the cocktail party

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15. The beer at the grocery store is fresher than the milk.  


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31 comments
Tammy Romer
Tammy Romer

people are encouraged to dress up in funny costumes?

Jim Schulman
Jim Schulman

Troika Brodsky of Schlafly Beer as a beer toting ghostbuster is amazing

Neil Aimaro
Neil Aimaro

Drink to much and die or smoke too much weed and fall asleep. Too bad the drug that kills you is the legal one.

Neil Aimaro
Neil Aimaro

Promoting the use of alcohol in a country that locks people up for smoking marijuana? Oh hypocrisy has no limits in this stupid country.

Scott Hoffmann
Scott Hoffmann

Alcohol soothes the frustration of driving with all you idiots on the Rd

Luther Ham Jr
Luther Ham Jr

cause guys do the "boner dance" and girls are just too easyyyyyy! its a perfect combination for birth mistakes~

Justice Rising
Justice Rising

The budweiser is fresh, since bud is brewed in st. Louis. Yahooo. Lol

Bill Long
Bill Long

all the drunks make the state a TON of money and in the system.

Laura Dee
Laura Dee

... is there really a /bad/ drinking town?

Greg Hahne
Greg Hahne

If you're drunk when you get murdered you might not ever even know you're getting murdered

Norm Manis
Norm Manis

real bars and clubs with good live music. Lots aa meetings all over if you spiral out of control.

Kevin Mattingly
Kevin Mattingly

Every so often ya get a chance to cut loose & see an ex president !!!

Couch Pig
Couch Pig

of Poor genetics and lousy parenting

Jamie Hetherington
Jamie Hetherington

...abusing alcohol is not as frowned upon as it is in other parts of the country

Jay Ejh
Jay Ejh

Drinking makes it seem less DEPRESSING!

GusGusFunBus
GusGusFunBus

@Schlafly @TroikaB - Nope. Saying at this pt. I would've thought you were an institution, and if not yet, should be institutionalized.

Jeff Grose
Jeff Grose

The best reason ever, is that St. Louis girls know how to kiss.

Daniel Stout
Daniel Stout

There is no reason to continuethis after reading the garbage of #29 & #28.

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