30 Last-Minute Halloween Jokes for Trick-or-Treaters
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11. Why did the punk rocker cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
12. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke.
13. What key doesn't open a lock? A monkey.
14. What is the difference between aliens and jigsaw puzzles? One comes in peace, the other comes in pieces.
15. What's a wizard's favorite computer program? Spell check.
16. What is a black cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
17. Who won the monster dance contest? The boogie man.
18. How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogie in it.
19. Why do ghosts love going to the bar? Because all the boo-ze!
20. Why did the star go behind the cloud? It had to twinkle.
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