30 Last-Minute Halloween Jokes for Trick-or-Treaters
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21. Why can't witches have babies? Because their husbands have Halloweenies!
22. Why can't gyspies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls!
23. What did the skeleton order at the restaurant? Spare ribs.
24. Why don't vampires have friends? Because they're pains in the neck.
25. What do you get when you mix Frosty the Snowman with a vampire? Frost bite.
26. What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
27. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
28. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
29. Knock knock.Who's there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy.
30. What is black and white and red all over? (And not a newspaper.) A skunk in a blender.
31. What's a vampire's favorite drink? Blood Light.