Gut Check is in a Turkey Coma -- See You Next Week!
Pie from our most recent review, The Dam. | Jennifer Silverberg
You see, loyal readers, we've reached the moment we've all been waiting for. Thanksgiving is finally upon us, and as you read this, we're probably knee deep in mashed potatoes. And following the drinking advice of Schlafly and Taste.
We know you're really going to miss us while we're on vacation, so here's a little preview of what we'll be doing tomorrow.
First, we'll have a nice breakfast with the family.
Then we'll help cook.
Then, we'll eat ourselves into a coma.
We'll watch some football.
And by watch football we mean take a nap.
Followed by more drinking.
Happy Thanksgiving! We'll be back Monday.