Rocket Fizz's Craziest Soda Flavors: A Gut Check Taste Test

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Jessica Lussenhop

When Rocket Fizz Candy & Soda Shop (6303 Delmar Boulevard, University City; 314-833-4614) opened just across the street from us, we knew there were going to be some crazy items for sale. Rocket Fizz boasts dozens of flavors of soda from run-of-the-mill cola to Snooki-flavored (yup). So we decided to pick up a few bottles and test them out.

See also: Rocket Fizz Candy Replacing Children's Store in the Delmar Loop

We chose seven sodas: "Seal Ya Later" (lovingly referred to as "Osama"), Bacon, Buffalo Wing, Sweet Corn, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Martian Poop and Ranch Dressing.

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Seal Ya Later soda. | Jessica Lussenhop

Seal Ya Later was certainly intriguing, because we couldn't figure out what the flavor would be. The label reads, "Knock Knock...who's there? America!!!" It basically just tasted like watered-down Coke. Which is pretty American, actually.

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22 comments
Kat Weltha
Kat Weltha

Chelsea Barks, that sounds awful. I must try it.

Jason Ledet
Jason Ledet

The peanut butter soda was fantastic.

JustBeinHonest
JustBeinHonest

I'VE GOT THE GOLDEN TICKET!! It's Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory but a billion times better CUZ IT'S REAL!!!! So stop being a buncha Veruca Salts. They have THOUSANDS of flavors. The best I've tried so far are blue cream and apple pie, but they also have Jones sodas and Dad's root beers (remember those?) and just about any type of liquid goodness you could imagine...and thousands of rows of every candy you can imagine, including tons of imported chocolate and salt water taffy...and gag gifts, so all you pranksters out there, get ya some!

Brian Bradley
Brian Bradley

Daniel Hill's face after kicking back some of that Ranch soda = priceless.

John Murphy
John Murphy

I'd vomit off of the ranch and sweet corn, I think.

William Wiser
William Wiser

They should make a, The Doc Ellis Band flavor.

Anthony Ruggeri
Anthony Ruggeri

I'll gladly volunteer to be RFT's weird food & drink taste tester!

Taylor Uebel
Taylor Uebel

I've had the PB&J soda...first sip is pretty good, but then it's a downhill mess of disgust, sadness and horrid bloating.

DoucheMcGee
DoucheMcGee topcommenter

So do they just make awful soda? Because none of that sounds appealing at all.

james.jewell
james.jewell

@DoucheMcGee Agreed.  The first line introduced me to a new Candy and Soda Shop right down the street which sounds #dope.  But then the rest of it does not make me want to go at all.  

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