Mickey Avalon at Home Nightclub, Thursday, December 20

So, the new Home Nightclub in St. Charles is opening with a pretty big splash starting next week. The venue -- located in the Ameristar Casino -- is bringing in Tiesto, DJ AM, DJ Momjeans (a.k.a. Danny Masterson from That '70s Show) and others for the five-day extravaganza.

Bizarrely enough, just saw that hip-hop punk Mickey Avalon -- think Har Mar Superstar, Northern State, etc. -- is going to be there Thursday, December 20. Supposedly. The venue's Web site doesn't say anything about this, but Avalon's MySpace confirms it.

Not sure what's going on; we'll see what's going on tomorrow.

In the meantime, here's "Jane Fonda." Good luck getting this out of your head.

[UPDATE: Yes, this is happening. Tonight at 9 p.m.]