Phish at the Fabulous Fox Theatre, Tuesday, June 16

• In all honesty, this is one of the most screwed up forums to ever come out of such a normal topic. What is everybody talking about? Smoking gasoline, an addiction to Treys anus, advertising for someone to bring your mother on a cruise, your teacher bleeding from the ass, naked dude with hair gel, guy who doesnt realize the "grey cd" is The White Album, I cant believe I read all that. o and Phish shall destroy tonight!

• I waited outside for phish tickets. Luckily my girlfriend got picked second and we got Phourth row centered tickets. But there were so many die hard fans who didnt get tickets. Screw the people who bought tickets who aren't real phans. Sorry to those who didn't get tickets.

• Brahs, None of you are real phans. I was at Hampton 04 and it changed my life. Ever since then I have been devoted to Trey's Anus. My life revolves around Trey's Anus. I can't believe this guy is going to see Phish at the Fox when you are not even a phan. Only phans should be allowed. No n00bs either. People might think I'm a n00b because I pay scalpers to see shows or because I've only been seeing Phish since 04, but they don't know how hard I have devoted myself to Trey's Anus. More than any other person. LOVE LIVE TREYS ANUS Alex P

• In physics today my teacher appeard to be bleeding from his ass. And by the end of the day the blood spot was bigger. A few friends of mine took pics with there phones, and ill try to post them.

• Hi- I just read a rumor on RMP that today is the 10th anniversary of a classic show, possibly 5/7/94 or Fleezer or 7/25/92 with Santana. Can anyone confirm?

• Holy shit...I'm in my friend's room, now. I don't even know what the fuck just happened. I was going out for the night about to grab food, when I realized after I got to the lobby that I forgot my ID card. So me and Ryan shoot back up to the 8th floor, and when I go into my room, its locked. No biggy i think, so i bust out my key and enter. I hear a shout of "holy...fuck out"...which I assume was him trying to say "holy shit, get the fuck out" and I see my room mate sitting in the middle of our COLD TILE FLOOR (i just thought it was weird and uncomfortable) literally dousing himself in hair gel all over his body. He has one of those big bottles of V9 or whatever hair gel, and he was naked, and it was all over his chest and legs and hair and I walked out right then and got out of there... SHould be awkward when i return later tonight...what to do?

• I am a 30 year old single "semi" autonomous human being, have been to PLENTY of shows on my own but just this w-end my mom decided she wanted to do the last leg of summer tour to see what all this stuff was about. Background:She is a super educated, left wing buhdist who is head of the children's department in a library located in a VERY wealthy community, VERY smart, pretty hot and open to cool shit, while she did do woodstock in 69 and quite a few shows from 67-71 I'm affraid she might ruin my last phish tour. Thus I need someone to take care of this situation ASAP I would be willing to pay for the two cruises, (safari or all inclusive club such as club med also acceptable) for the dates of the remaining shows the suitable candidate must have a valid passport (she needs to be OUT of the country) and be in the 21 to 55 year range, able to carry a good conversation, be pretty good looking and "deliver the goods" at least once if not more a day (she has menopaused FYI). I know this might sound ridiculous but I figure it's easier (and cheaper) to do this than having to drag my mom on tour and score extra's for these shows. Suitable candidates please apply at: datemymom @ goclic dot com Thanks in advance.

• Yes, I am more of a lurker than a poster, but the immaturity and rudeness has gotten out of hand. The frequent visitors to this board seem to be more of the mind to show just how cool they are by ripping on everyone in sight or making up stuff to piss people off. I will follow this thread and bid farewell forever. You may begin flaming me now, as that seems to be what most of you are good at. So long. Qhabat will rise again.

• I borrowed this c.d. that has Grey cover and all the songs are recorded from 1984-1986. It is really cool to hear these songs in their infancy. Here is how they are listed... Alumni Blues, And So To Bed, You Enjoy Myself, AC/DC Bag, Fuck your Face, Divided Sky, Slave to the Traffic Light, Aftermath, Ingest, NO2, Fluff's Travels, Dog your Dog, He ent to the bog, Runs like an antelope, Minkin, Letter to Jimmy Page. Any one else dig this album?

• I must say folks last night was the most intense night of my life. I was released from the hospital this morning, the doctor said i was lucky to be alive. With furthur tests i might have suffered slight brain damage, the doctors are at this moment unsure. Yesterday me and a few buddies decided to drop acid, and during our trip we decide to smoke bowls. We were having a great time up until my friend said "hey i heard on a phish board that if you put gasoline in the bong it will get you way faded." So being the stupid ass stonner that i am, i decided to indulge. We went to the local Chevron and put in $1 of premuium with techron into my 3 foot roor. I took the first hit. At first i felt really dizzy, i started vomiting, and then i passed out. That night i woke up in the hospital with the worst headache i have ever had. Needless to say i am luck to be alive. I must warn everyone to never try anything like this again. I realize i have a slight drug problem and i am now enrolled in a treatment center. If i can give anyone advice it would be to never try anything that is out of the ordinary, no strage drug combos. BE SAFE OUT THERE PEOPLE!

• I will drive my limo all the way to St. Louis and tongue-bathe your feet for Fox tickets.

• It really sucks that tickets are not going to be available at normal metrotix outlets. Seems to me that this is likely to lock out most local people from this show. This is a ticket brokers wet dream. Unbelievable that the band would allow this to happen. This is going to be a show not witnessed by many local fans. Really uncool!!

• Don't be naive. For hot shows like this scalper and broker sites routinely offer tickets for shows that they don't have. They hope to just gather orders and presume that they'll end up acquiring tickets that they can sell at a substantial profit. Do you really think they have specific tickets before the show goes on sale to anyone? I've seen brokers offering tickets to shows that I know for a fact aren't even built on the ticket system yet! Just a setup for bait and switch...

• Noticed that Fox season ticket holders are already posting on StubHub. Ticket prices from $265 to $288 (upper balcony). This will end up being one of those shows that most of us just hear about. by the way, the RFT security box asked me to type "mango"....How appropriate.

• Acknowledged. All the same, his comment is more than a little misguided. I mean, "if you're in it to hear the poppy and cathcy [SIC] sturctured [SIC--and that's two SICs in a row] songs, find a new band"? But you don't want a new band, you want Phish. It's like you aren't allowed to only like a portion of a band's catalogue or something. ::FART NOISE::

• true. i would never get in the way of an uber-fan wanting to see their favorite band, though. of all people, i sure wouldn't. and i know that phish means a lot to folks.

• He did sign it "love,"...

• @bob: i respect the band a lot as musicians. do you hear me hating on 'em? not at all. i don't know enough songs to do a proper review of it, and i wouldn't do the band justice. besides, tickets press get are held back by venues anyway a lot of times, so it's not taking away from you -- and i know the fox will deny press tickets if there's a great demand for fan tix. chill, dude. aren't phish phans supposed to be laid-back?

• you got it dead on...i hate you please don't steal real phans chances at getting tickets for this show if you're going just to hear fucking farmhouse and free love, the true phans (if you're in it to hear the poppy and cathcy "sturctured songs" fnd a new band)

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