Contest! Win Grand Buffet Tickets and the Haunted Fucking Gazebo EP

Who says there's nothing to do on Thanksgiving night? Not the Firebird, which is hosting a triple bill featuring Pittsburgh hip-hop duo Grand Buffet, and local punk band Celery. (The Humanoids are no longer playing.) To celebrate, we have two prize packs to give away. Each one contains a copy of the Haunted Fucking Gazebo EP and a pair of tickets to the show. To enter, leave me a rap about Thanksgiving by 9 a.m. Wednesday, along with your real name and a valid email address. I don't care the length of the rap -- just be clever! The top two choices will win and be notified Wednesday early afternoon. Show details -- and a video featuring the best Don Henley sample ever -- are below.