Never Say No to Panda: A Cautionary Tale (Sung to the Tune of Buddy Holly's "True Love Ways")
Buddy Holly's "True Love Ways" is the soundtrack to this compilation of commercials for Panda Mozzarella Cheese, which originates in Egypt. Says the product's website: "Everyone loves Mozzarella cheese and Panda's fresh mozzarella is no exception." As these commercials reveal, declining to like Panda Mozarella has dire consequences. You see, a panda reacts badly to being told no -- and acts accordingly. Watch and see; this panda is totally a dick.