Twelve Ways to Keep Kings Of Leon Poop-Free Tomorrow Night
Tomorrow night, Kings of Leon returns to the scene of the bird-poop crime, the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. The concert is a make-up date for the band's abbreviated July 23 show, during which pooping pigeons sent them offstage after three tunes. To ensure that tomorrow's concert goes off without a hitch, we have the following suggestions to keep the pesky pigeons away.
Spray entire venue with WD-40
Pigeons hate the smell.
Keep the droppings out of bassist Jared Followill's mouth -- and commemorate last week's Mexican Independence Day!
Fill the Verizon Wireless Ampitheater rafters with feral cats
Let the food chain work for you!
Hire a pied piper to seduce the pigeons into a mass suicide with song
Is Jethro Tull flautist Ian Anderson available?
Free all-you-can-eat worm buffet at Harrah's
The pigeons will come for the food and stay for the penny slots.
Eat the birds first.
Pigeon meat (a.k.a. squab) is a delicacy akin to cornish game hens.