Bad Shoe Lit Mag Release Party, Featuring Three Awesome Bands: Win Tickets And More!

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Stag + Feminism = Winning Combination!
Lady-centric lit mag Bad Shoe is having its sixth issue release party next Wednesday, August 3rd, at the increasingly incomparable El Lenador for Johnny Vegas' South City institution Stag Nite. Yes, we are totally excited about this, somewhat-awkward Stag ad notwithstanding. For one, we trust the voices putting this thing together -- Ellen Herget of the Skekses and Pretty Little Empire and Erin Wiles. But more to the point of this here music blog: The performance lineup for this show is top-to-bottom killer. O Fool, Beth Bombara and the heretofore-unannounced Lonesome Cowboy Ryan and His Dried-up Teardrops.

From here we turn to Herget's release on the subject: "'But Elly and Erin,' you say, 'who the hell is that?' To which we say, hey, remember that sharp-dressing, fine-sounding crew, the South City Three? Well, LCRAHDUTD is the South City Three in their natural trio formation (Harmonica player Ryan Koenig takes lead vocals), and they are busting their asses to make this show after playing all night at the Botanical Garden. We'd better show thanks by dancing til the place runs out of beer."

See? Amazing. And we'd like to not only send you to this shindig for free but also offer you what Herget describes as "stack of books from JK Publishing," the house responsible for Bad Shoe and similarly inspiring work coming out of here, Ohio and Mexico. Details below, on both Bad Shoe and the contest.

Once again, we turn things over to Herget:

In case you haven't heard, Bad Shoe is St. Louis's Kick-Ass Award winning, independent, locally-published lit magazine, for women in the St. Louis area who have something to say. (And, occasionally, we let the menfolk speak up too.) August 3rd will be our hottest release show yet, and not just from the weather. We are reading at El Lenador's venerable Stag Nite, with Southside staple Johnny Vegas. Poets are reading at 9; the bands will play after 10.

To earn the prize, in the spirit of poetry, you must construct a limerick in homage to our fair city. We're loosely defining the requirements here; give us a few good lines about St. Louis and you're eligible. "Profanity is acceptable," says Herget. "Go wild, kids."

You can post your limerick in the comments here or on the Bad Shoe facebook page. Be sure, if you're commenting below, to include your email address in your entry so we can tell you if you've won. The contest will close at 5 p.m. on Monday, August 1st. Whatchya got?

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rastleyone
rastleyone

There once was a girl named Erin

Who thought Bob Reuter was awesome

He took a crap on her face

and she ate it up

And now she's promoting his shit

all over the place!

 

Well, it isn't a limerick but it's accurate!

Guest
Guest

There once was a gal from the HillWho ate and never got her fill.She complained to the waiterThat he couldn't sate herSo he stuffed his cock in her grill.

Elly
Elly

There once was a girl from south grandwho hated to listen to bandsSo she ran to south-coand hooked up with some broand he came all over her hand.(I am so sorry, mom.)Get writing, kids!

--Ellen Herget

Elly
Elly

BOOOO the structure got messed up!

Erin
Erin

From wikipedia: the standard form of a limerick is a stanza of five lines, with the first, second and fifth usually rhyming with one another and having three feet of three syllables each; and the shorter third and fourth lines also rhyming with each other, but having only two feet of three syllables.

Also, "the true limerick as a folk form is always obscene".

For example:

There once was a punk from St. Lou, Who wanted to be in Bad Shoe.Though he wasn't a girl,He would give it a whirl,  & give his dick to Catherine Kieu.

--Erin Wileserin@saintlouisprojects.org

Daniel
Daniel

St. Louis in the summer, it's so hot you can tastethe air. We erected a statue to Chuck Berry in the Loop because we don't careif you're a felon. krausd94@yahoo.com

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