'Just Like A Pear': The Madonna Baby Food Recipe
A few weeks ago, we received Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Def Leppard in the mail, along with the recipe for "Pour Some Peaches on Me," a healthy snack idea for your infant regardless of how many arms it has.
The newest installment of the series, a lullaby tribute to Madonna, will be released on August 16, and includes sleepy versions of hits such as "Material Girl," "Vogue," "Like a Prayer," "Papa Don't Preach" and "Like a Virgin," about which we have mixed feelings. It also includes a recipe, this time for "Just Like A Pear." Why they didn't call it "Like A Pear" is beyond us -- they got away with the direct fruit/noun replacement last time.
There you have it. If the soothing bells and melody of "Like a Prayer" and frozen pear treats can't put that tot to sleep, we don't know what will.