The Six Best Song Count Offs

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In popular song, the count off is a tool of function. Somebody counts from one to four (or three, or if people have even once compared the band to Don Cabellero, seven), and the musicians know when to begin playing and how quickly to play. Some have used the countoff as a jumping off point for creativity, whether pushing a boundary (like our number two pick) or crafting a distinctive hook (like our number one). To inaugurate our series focusing on the minute details of songcraft, here are the top six count offs. Feel free to let us know which ones we forgot in our comments.

6. Outkast - "Hey Ya"
It helps that anything Andre 3000 says is going to sound awesome. The wild child of Outkast has a voice so smooth, you'd swear his tonsils are wearing shades. "Hey Ya!" was last decade's most transcendent pop song, and now that it has been freed from its punishing over-saturation, we can focus on how satisfying and unusual it truly is. It's a hip-hop track masquerading as a '60s throwback, or maybe the opposite, with references to instant cameras and Andre's parents conceiving him. The line "Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbor" is still widely under-appreciated. But the whole thing kicks off with "One two three UGH!", all offset by a beat; the one comes in on beat two, the ugh in place of four really comes in on beat one of the next measure. The explanation sounds academic. The count off itself sounds like an odd introduction that shouldn't work for a song that has the same chance of survival on paper. But great pop music was never intended for paper.

5. Radiohead - "Paranoid Android"
The best count offs give you that feeling of "oh shit, something's about to go down." Whatever happened before and whatever are about to occur are irrelevant; during those brief seconds, reality is suspended. On Radiohead's classic OK Computer, the disarming opener "Airbag" fades out with a doppler-effected guitar chord. In that calm, four pulses introduce the storm of a rock suite that is "Paranoid Android." The pulses themselves recall the heartbeats of hospital machinery, another of OK Computer's dissonances between man and machine. The placement -- technically placed at the final seconds of "Airbag" -- reward the album listener rather than the cherry picker and remind us to turn off our iTunes crossfader and/or disable the two seconds of silence between tracks on the CD burner. A few minutes after the pulses, Thom Yorke sings "Ambition makes you look pretty ugly." We'll have to agree to disagree with you on that one, Thommy boy.

4. Q And Not U - "Everybody Ruins"
In their too-brief existence, DC post-punk outfit Q And Not U mastered the art of the tease. The group was known to drop anchor mid-tune for a good chant or off-key "la-la-la" chorus, destroying the structures of its tracks while peers merely poked theirs in unsuspecting places. And we're talking about the band's relatively stable records and disregarding its volatile performances. "Everybody Ruins" is the least songy-song on the band's most creative endeavor Different Damage. More than half of its running time is built around drummer John Davis counting off a song that refuses to start. Instead, the trio answers the stick clicks with "ooohs" and lonely guitar chords. Eventually, the interplay mutates into an oddball click/drum/guitar riff...and then is interrupted by a mildly conventional song in an unrelated tempo. People often use the phrase "art-damaged" when referring to Q And Not U. On "Everybody Ruins", the count off is an integral part of the wreckage.


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17 comments
Bono
Bono

UNO, DOS, TRES... CATORCE!

Kelsey W.
Kelsey W.

I am so glad that Neutral Milk Hotel made No. 1. I'm also a huge Ryan Wasoba blog post fan.

Trotter
Trotter

Born to Run? Anyone?

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

Fear - Beef Bologna 

Best 2 minutes ever in punk history. First half gives you Lee Ving crooning before the 1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4 kicks in. 

Jeff
Jeff

Def Leppard - Rock of Ages

Matt Harnish
Matt Harnish

Other non-indie rock options...Sam the Sham "Uno-dos, one-two-tres-quatro" Pink Floyd "One-two-free-four"

Jonezy
Jonezy

hip hop count off: Nuthin But a G thang----1,2,3 and to the 4......

brainalishi
brainalishi

No Ramones? im sure when you ask everyone the world over for count offs in rock n roll they all think fucking neutral milk hotel over the Ramones. 

Brian
Brian

For your consideration:

1. Robert Pollard - master of the count-off.  My personal faves are for slow numbers towards the end of the set: "OK kidz thisss is a song called Weedking from the album Propeller - one...two...three...four..."

2.  Beatles - Saw Her Standing There - this has got to be like the most famous count-off, right?

3. Some song off of one of Beck's newer albums "one! two! you know what to do!"

4. John Lennon, on one of the Anthology recordings (Day in the Life?): "Sugarplum fairy, sugarplum fairy". 

meszaro1
meszaro1

3. Elevator Music from The Information...and yes, it's awesome! Well played sir!

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