The Texas Rangers' Bush League Fan Songs: Volume One

The World Series starts tonight. The Cardinals, who have been defying expectations for the better part of two months now, have only four wins and one team standing in the way of an eleventh World Championship. That team, of course, is the Texas Rangers, and this is their second straight trip to the Series. So you would think their fans would know how to make a tribute song by now. They do not. And so, in honor of one very Texas former co-owner, we present Bush League Fan Songs. Today's first installment features a garage, a Coors light microphone, the worst "rock" song in recent memory and, inexplicably, a lyric sheet. Go Redbirds.