Die Antwoord at the Pageant: The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Shock Pop Artists

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Todd Owyoung
Last night, Die Antwoord shifted reality for a room full of screaming Midwesterners. Arms were reflexively clutched in elation. Hands were thrown into the air. Voices were raised in a garbled mix of Afrikaans, English and swears. How have they captured our American hearts so completely? It's all about the imperatives.

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Habit 1: Be Proactive
Die Antwoord wasted no time with pleasantries and launched directly into DJ Hi-Tek Rulez, which described to the audience Hi-Tek's plan to make you love him... by fucking you in the ass.

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Todd Owyoung
Habit 2: Begin with the End in Mind
As principles Ninja and Yolandi joined Hi-Tek (in this case presumably actually DJ Vuilgeboost) on stage wearing matching orange jumpsuits, the crowd burst into a wild display of fandom. Their outfits were designed perfectly to allow them to undress for success. Piece by piece, the suits came off, until the burly Hi-Tek was shirtless, Ninja sported only his Pink Floyd-themed boxer shorts and Yolandi was finally able to showcase some booty-meat for her adoring fans clad in a crop top and short shorts.

Habit 3: Put First Things First
On debut album $o$, Ninja stood mainly as the front man with Yolandi running hype, providing squeaks and looking awesome in tight gold lame. This time around, on Ten$ion, she takes center stage. Wearing gold from head to toe, she commanded the stage and audience, bouncing and scampering during "Rich Bitch."

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6161 Delmar Blvd., St. Louis, MO

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5 comments
Michel Schiralli
Michel Schiralli

Brian that's called shitty writing. The show was excellent, although the opener played for about an hour too long, and was the most boring, sterile trap dj I've ever heard.

Brian Boyd
Brian Boyd

When a concert review tells more about the bands clothes than their music it makes me happy that I didn't attend.

Ryan Sea
Ryan Sea

so glad we got to see her butt

dfunkt
dfunkt

dope review...st. louis knows what's up!

Bob808
Bob808

What? No mention of local DJ Billy Brown's opening set. It's a travesty.

 

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