The Six Worst Songs in Movies
1. "Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice, from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret Of The Ooze
When you're discussing a film like Ninja Turtles 2, there are some aspects you have to look past. I can overlook the existence of enormous sarcastic crime fighting turtles and their battle with freakish monsters engineered for the sole purpose of knocking them out. But I refuse to believe that Vanilla Ice can freestyle. So with that in mind, "Ninja Rap" is beyond impractical. How could the background singers be prepared to double him up on the line "Get down?" And how did he and his dancers already have moves synchronized? The only answer that makes any sense is that Vanilla Ice and his posse are prepared for every scenario, and Ice said "Alright everybody, this is the perfect time for that song we were rehearsing just in case Ninja Turtles end up fighting in the crowd during one of our shows." Stranger things have happened.