The Ten Finest Fashions Aboard the S.S. Coachella
These two do a great job resembling, well, twins. Sure they're both skinny white dudes wearing matching outfits, but are they actually related?
Besides looking like each other and total dorks, they actually also kinda look great. And (cruise friendly) their junk is on full display, so no mystery there. One word of advice: You could've added to the getup by losing the pipes.
When sunning in the Bahamas, it's easy to forget that Christmas is in like five days. But these two are absolutely, totally not gonna let you forget it's the holiday season. They look like nice people, but please, no.