Mystikal, Famous Sex Offender / Rapper to Drop New Album in 2013 With Appearances By Rick Ross, Busta Rhymes, Lil Wayne

Categories: WTF

So what the fuck is going on? Is Mystikal so obscenely talented that nobody cares about the incident? Is he so rich that he's invincible? Was the rape video some sort of rehearsed role-playing orgy that was used against him?

I can't figure it out. In fact, I'd even go as far as to say the whole thing is just flat out...well, mystical.

On a brighter note, the Violence Against Women Act (which also protects men) just got renewed, so at least some things make sense. Conversely, R. Kelly, who was once charged with seven counts of producing child pornography, is headlining this year's Pitchfork Music Festival.

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