Fine, Damnit, We'll Write About the Harlem Shake

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The Harlem Shake, in Indonesia
In recent music news, Radiohead will begin working on a new record in September. Nine Inch Nails is reforming. Pearl Jam is releasing another undoubtedly awful new record. And somehow, Iggy and the Stooges are gearing up for a new release.

But more importantly, the Harlem Shake is a thing.

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Perhaps you are reading this article because you are like me and can tell you are getting old by the amount of everything you ignore now. I scroll through Facebook and systematically decide I don't give a shit about nearly everything. As I troll for interesting news on jellyfish or revolutionary new energy sources, eventually, someone that I like caves in and reposts some inane garbage -- and that's how I learn about things like The Harlem Shake.

Without consulting the Wikipedia page I have open behind this word processing document, I can tell you that the Harlem Shake is a dance. It is a dance that comes from Harlem. Also, it is a dance connected to a song where a woman with an accent says some words, then a bunch of people appear. Some of these people are wearing chicken suits. Some of them are laundry machines with bricks in them.

While the subject matter varies slightly, there is one certainty in the issue: No one should really care about this.


The last Harlem Shake this appliance will ever do.

We have plenty of great viral videos at the moment, involving underground heroes like Sexy Sax Man, Sweet Brown and the burnout hitchhiker who saved people from a homicidal rapist truck driver. There's even classic and countless videos out there of people falling and smashing their faces open - or better yet, staging a fall and smashing gallons of milk open. These are timeless, precious, loveable, memorable things.


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Joey
Joey

From what I can tell, it looks like there's no consistency here. Other than 99% of the participants in any given video having a seizure I guess? Pretty confusing.

Lossy Dreamsequence
Lossy Dreamsequence

I WILL NEVER FORGET THE COLLECTIVE FUN PEOPLE HAD IN EVERY VIDEO. IT'S THE ONLY SILLY AWESOME THING THAT HAPPENS IN 30 SECONDS. SHOW ME ANOTHER 30 SECOND VIDEO THAT IS NEARLY AS FUNNY OR LOOKS AS FUN. Why do some people just want it to die? They must be fun haters.

danbecker33
danbecker33

Wow.  Super ignorant article on what is actually an amazing story about a little know but extremely talented electronic music producer becoming famous almost overnight via the power of social media.  For your own sake Drew take another look at this story and listen to some Baauer while you do it. https://soundcloud.com/baauer  

conformity
conformity

@danbecker33 How utterly careless of me. I truly apologize. What an incredible story. I will look forward to seeing this bright and innovative artist at the 2023 Gathering of the Juggalos with an overdue collaboration with Coolio.

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