The Six Best Songs With Ridiculously Long Titles
4. Sufjan Stevens - "They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!"
This is not the longest song name on Sufjan Stevens' excessive-in-every-way Illinois record, but it has the highest quality to length ratio. It's "The Zombie Song" on the album, and it predated the zombie apocalypse trend by a handful of years. It's also oddly funky, especially since it keeps Stevens' organic aesthetic intact unlike the electro question marks of The Age Of Adze.
3. Black Moth Super Rainbow & The Octopus Project: "It Hurts To Shoot Lasers From Your Fingers, But It's Necessary"
Okay, I said that I was judging songs based on the song and not the title, but credit is due to Black Moth Super Rainbow & The Octopus Project because it takes longer to say "It Hurts To Shoot Lasers From Your Fingers, But It's Necessary" than it does to listen to the track.