The Top Ten Ways to Piss Off Your Bartender at a Music Venue
The bands are done, the bar is closed, and I want to go home. Hanging around after the show is over doesn't make you look cool or important, it makes you a pain in the ass for me and the rest of the staff here who are trying to clean up. That's great that you want to blow the band but maybe you could meet them out by the dumpster? Great, thanks for coming.