We Test the ICP "Juggalo Locator" App, for the Sake of Journalism

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Inside the main app, Violent J taunts us with the "loser" sign while Shaggy mimes bewilderment at an imaginary Chinese finger trap (it's possible that his bewilderment is sincere). After marveling at the impressive Juggalo Count and digging the streaming music from my tiny phone speakers, it was time to pick an activity. "Flavor" sounded a little too rich for my blood, so I elected to check out some photos.

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Here we see a young Violent J, and an attractive character named Moon Glorious. It's a fine gallery, with plenty of behind-the-scenes shots and candid clown stills. Maybe not worth $1.99 alone, but it's undoubtedly one of the most convenient ways to look at a whole bunch of Insane Clown Posse images while sitting on the toilet.

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Deeper in the app, we find some interesting social features. "Chat & Find" combines a Juggalo guestbook (mostly filled with whoop whoops) with Grindr-like Juggalo locator functionality. You can't use it unless you register with the app, so I went ahead...

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Luckily I didn't have to labor too hard to come up with a Juggalo nickname, since the standard username I use everywhere on the internet seemed appropriate enough. Note: now the Insane Clown Posse knows my email address, too.

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Ryan Stufft
Ryan Stufft

This post reminds me of how I am definitely for government subsidized sterilization.

Andrew Bohler
Andrew Bohler

The filet-o fish locator works for Juggalo's too

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