The Ten Biggest Concert Buzzkills: An Illustrated Guide

Categories: List-O-Rama

021813_buzzkillers-05.jpg
Noah Van Sciver

6. The Setlist Adviser
You know what every band loves more than anything, more than their mom, more than baseball, hell, even more than free beers in the green room? When fans yell out the name of whatever minor hit(s) they've had. While everybody else probably wants to hear those songs, too -- I mean, presumably, that's kinda why they bought a ticket, yeah? -- unlike everybody else, the Setlist Adviser is verbalizing this desire. And, no, really, the band loves it. We checked. The guys say it lets them know who the true fans are. And so, anyway, when the band finally caves and plays the request demand, well, you know where that came from. You're welcome.

See also: The five new buzzkillers that have been added to the original lineup


My Voice Nation Help
13 comments
bottlerocket45
bottlerocket45

The most egregious setlist advisor I've ever seen was at a Nada Surf/ Impossibles show at the Creepy Crawl. This idiot kept screaming, "POPULAR!" He continued this after Nada Surf had finished their set and the Impossibles had taken the stage. At the end of an Impossibles' song, it all became too much. Gabe, one of the lead singers, reached out from stage and slapped the kid square in the face. The good guys won that night. 

groovyrooby
groovyrooby

11. the girl who worms her way all the up to the front, only to whine about people invading her personal space, prompting the chivalrous male accompanying her to protect the delicate flower by forming an unshakeable and sneering fortress around her, smack in the middle of an otherwise lively crowd.

Russ Weiss
Russ Weiss

You almost got it right with the Sun Blocking Giant. It's similar to the chicks who sit on their bf's shoulders the entire concert - right in front of me.

Donald LaMacchia
Donald LaMacchia

I'm #5 but I'm nice, I will let your hot girlfriend stand in front of me.

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

I'm that asshole who came to see the show and doesn't want to be distracted by the dickbags around me.

jay1963
jay1963

#11 The Critic: He feels superior to all the other concert attendees because he writes for the weekly birdcage liner.

emily.wisely
emily.wisely like.author.displayName 1 Like

 Where can I get that Pavement shirt?

Kenny Snarzyk
Kenny Snarzyk like.author.displayName 1 Like

I'm pretty sure I've show bro'd before. Gahhh

pandatits
pandatits

who doesn't like panda tits?

Jake Niehaus
Jake Niehaus

This is great. Number four looks like....me...kinda.

Now Trending

From the Vault

 

St. Louis Event Tickets
©2013 Riverfront Times, LLC, All rights reserved.
Browse Voice Nation
  • Voice Places St. Louis

    Voice Places

    Find everything you're looking for in your city

  • Happy Hour App

    Happy Hour App

    Find the best happy hour deals in your city

  • Daily Deals

    Daily Deals

    Get today's exclusive deals at savings of anywhere from 50-90%

  • Best Of

    Best Of...

    Check out the hottest list of places and things to do around your city