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The Ten Biggest Concert Buzzkills: An Illustrated Guide

By Dave Herrera Mon., Mar. 4 2013 at 5:35 AM
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2. The Talker
Everybody hates this self-absorbed jackass, even friends -- or at least they should. Seemingly oblivious to everything and everybody else around, this person is in his/her own universe, a world that the rest of us merely orbit, evidently. Doesn't really matter what's happening on stage. Could be a band playing or a puppet show for all they care. Makes absolutely no difference. They're not here for the music. They're here to drink and hang out. Like it or not, before the night is over, you'll know entirely too much about this person's life because they simply won't Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Not for you. Not for anybody.

See also: The five new buzzkillers that have been added to the original lineup


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bottlerocket45
bottlerocket45

The most egregious setlist advisor I've ever seen was at a Nada Surf/ Impossibles show at the Creepy Crawl. This idiot kept screaming, "POPULAR!" He continued this after Nada Surf had finished their set and the Impossibles had taken the stage. At the end of an Impossibles' song, it all became too much. Gabe, one of the lead singers, reached out from stage and slapped the kid square in the face. The good guys won that night. 

groovyrooby
groovyrooby

11. the girl who worms her way all the up to the front, only to whine about people invading her personal space, prompting the chivalrous male accompanying her to protect the delicate flower by forming an unshakeable and sneering fortress around her, smack in the middle of an otherwise lively crowd.

Russ Weiss
Russ Weiss

You almost got it right with the Sun Blocking Giant. It's similar to the chicks who sit on their bf's shoulders the entire concert - right in front of me.

Donald LaMacchia
Donald LaMacchia

I'm #5 but I'm nice, I will let your hot girlfriend stand in front of me.

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

I'm that asshole who came to see the show and doesn't want to be distracted by the dickbags around me.

jay1963
jay1963

#11 The Critic: He feels superior to all the other concert attendees because he writes for the weekly birdcage liner.

emily.wisely
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 Where can I get that Pavement shirt?

Kenny Snarzyk
Kenny Snarzyk like.author.displayName 1 Like

I'm pretty sure I've show bro'd before. Gahhh

pandatits
pandatits

who doesn't like panda tits?

Jake Niehaus
Jake Niehaus

This is great. Number four looks like....me...kinda.

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