The Man I've Been Seeing Online Doesn't Know I'm a Man. Help!
STEPFATHER WON'T MOVE OUT
Dear Willie D:
My stepdad asked if he could come stay with me for a couple of weeks till he could get on his feet. I said OK, but it's been four months and he's still here. Not only that, he also moved his three young children in one day while I was at work. He's not working or even trying to find work. I told him he has one month to figure out what he's going to do, then he has to go, but he still sits around every day doing nothing.
I have a heart and don't want to see the kids on the street, but I can't afford them anymore. I am a single mother with children of my own. Please help!
Stick to your move-out date. If you have to, change the locks. Your stepfather is a bum and bums don't stop leeching voluntarily. You have to cut them off.
I have a heart too, but I also have a brain. When I walked into my house and saw those three kids, my heart would have said, "Awww, they're so precious." But my brain would have said, "OK, all y'all stand up. I don't know where you're going, but you got to get the hell up out of here!"
Your stepfather and his kids are not your responsibility and you are not running a homeless shelter. Kick them out.
MY FIRST TATTOO
Dear Willie D:
I've been a big fan of your music, both solo and with the Geto Boys, for a long time now. I've always admired your rapping ability because I feel like your words are more heartfelt and realer than any other rapper's out there.
Since the Geto Boys are my favorite group and I have been so influenced by you guys I was thinking of making my first tattoo say "Geto Boys For Life." I was just wondering what you think and if I have your approval?
It couldn't have been more than ten minutes ago that I was admiring a photo my buddy Mike Judge posted on Twitter of a character from his film Idiocracy, tatted on the arm of a fan. So yeah, you're good. I'm honored.
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