Twitter Litter: Ke$ha's Penis Necklace and Fake-Beyonce's Carrot Addiction
The guys in They Might Be Giants (@tmbg) love the best things ever. Exhibit A:
Southpaws wake up and take over! Kermit is our leader! pic.twitter.com/YLq5XCqPVW— They Might Be Giants (@tmbg) August 6, 2013
And Exhibit B:
My grandma always used to say "John--every week is shark week"— They Might Be Giants (@tmbg) August 7, 2013
We're trying to figure out a way to become BFFs with the Johns and be invited over for TV marathons and Trivial Pursuit. Any ideas?
Do you know what "family" means within the gay community? Ed Droste (@edwarddroste) of Grizzly Bear didn't, but he's now part of the club thanks to a random woman:
Awesome older woman at convenient store asked me and Chris Taylor "u guys family?", baffled I said "do we look related?"......— Edward Droste (@edwarddroste) August 6, 2013
Then she said "oh if you don't get it forget it, don't want to offend"...I pried, mystified and finally she wanted to know if we were gay— Edward Droste (@edwarddroste) August 6, 2013
I said I am he's not. She gave the biggest high five ever and said "sorry to be cryptic but you are in Nebraska now!" Haha she ruled— Edward Droste (@edwarddroste) August 6, 2013
Guess she just liked knowing there are others out there. Guess we had weird haircuts and were buying smart water. Haha— Edward Droste (@edwarddroste) August 6, 2013
Lol, "you guys family?" ...now I know, now I know— Edward Droste (@edwarddroste) August 6, 2013
And knowing is half the battle.
Finally, your hometown hero Murphy Lee (@murphderrty) goes old-school on your asses:
Murph can sing pt. 23, 561 .........we screaming fuck yo harmonies ..one man band damn http://t.co/o1jpOp4vMy— MURPHDERRTY (@murphylee) August 6, 2013
Think Murph will take requests? Tweet your favorite songs to us, and we'll see if the Derrty one will Instagram that shit!