Twitter Litter: Nelly Eats Cheerios, Rhett Miller Visits Ohio, Miley Kisses a Dog
We nearly piss ourselves when a celebrity of any worth follows us, but we think Nick Jonas (@nickjonas) is setting his own excitement bar a little too low:
That don't impress us much.
This weekend, Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) tried in vain to plug up low-quality leaks of "Applause," the first single from her forthcoming album Artpop. Alas, Teh Interwebz were too powerful, and Mama Monster ended up releasing and selling the full version of the song through proper channels a week early. Cher (@cher), Bob Mackie's favorite Barbie doll, lovedlovedloved it, so Gaga blessed her with these words:
THANK YOU FOR HOLDING MY MEATPURSE @cher— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) August 14, 2013
WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Speaking of drag queen idols, RuPaul (@rupaul) put out a few PSAs this week:
August 14th is: Take a hooker to lunch day— RuPaul (@RuPaul) August 14, 2013
Feel like a woman, cover your nipples with glitter— RuPaul (@RuPaul) August 14, 2013
When you're out on the road as often as musicians are, coming home to a furry friend can be key to forgetting missed verses and wardrobe malfunctions. Mike Doughty (@mike_doughty_) and Ke$ha (@keshasuxx) proudly show off their pets' attributes, while Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) looks a bit too happy to be swapping spit with her pooch:
Soulful dog-as-bongo experience. https://t.co/7hrYIGGeNB— Mike Doughty (@Mike_Doughty_) August 14, 2013
We'll cop to feeling a little puppy love ourselves, now.
Hometown hero Murphy Lee (@murphderrty) shows off his STL pride, but even he's got limits:
The top right Is a female shirt..I want dat mug...don't got no muscles doe lol...plus da front might b too low sheesh pic.twitter.com/yZgpY059mV— MURPHY LEE (@murphylee) August 14, 2013
And we can't get out of here without a little sump' sump':
Murph can sing even in da morning pt.15, 390 http://t.co/8emL2vFo8h— MURPHY LEE (@murphylee) August 14, 2013