Twitter Litter: 9/11, Rihanna's #Cockclutch and More Twerking
Getting your celebrity gossip from "TMZ" is soooooo 2009, dude. Each Thursday in "Twitter Litter," RFT Music rounds up the week's best meltdowns, ego battles and WTFness from rockers, rappers and DJs who aren't afraid of a little hashtag action. It's time to take out the trash.
In our previous edition of Twitter Litter, former Disney urchin Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) shocked people with her brand-new furries-loving sexytime body that she rubbed all over the Growing Pains dad's son. This week, musicians are concerned with yet another topic of national importance: remembering the September 11, 2001, attacks (admittedly, it's a bit more somber than Mileygate). But our famous Twitter denizens are divided on how -- or if -- to acknowledge the twelfth anniversary.
12 years ago today Sept 11th. We Will Never Forget. Still remember the smoke in the sky. Saying lots of prayers for families who lost lives.— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) September 11, 2013
12 years ago today I was out doing errands when my son called me and told me a plane had crashed into the trade center. Little did I know.— Charlie Daniels (@CharlieDaniels) September 11, 2013
1. It's Brandon Marx's 23rd birthday today, which is beautiful.@brandoncmarx 2. 9-11-01- Never forget. Ever.— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) September 11, 2013
Imagine all the people living life in peace... love, Yoko Ono Lennon 9/11/2013 pic.twitter.com/i0wd9fV20a— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) September 11, 2013
Should they listen to their own treacly songs, like Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey)?
Pray America grows back our balls to make sure there are no more 9-11s— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) September 11, 2013
PARTY TIP: If we stop enjoying life, it means the terrorists won.— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) September 11, 2013
DO YALL REALLY BE PRAYING ABOUT 12 YEARS AGO OR ARE YOU JUST SAYING THAT TO LOOK ALL CUTE TODAY.— Tyler, The Creator (@fucktyler) September 11, 2013
We at RFT Music have no answers, so we'll just take a cue from Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus):
In my dressing room, farting.— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) September 11, 2013
Music from the butt flute really does unite the world.
On that note, go to page two for some dick jokes!