Arsenio Hall Performing "Country Grammar" in an Ozzie Smith Uniform: But Where's the Backflip?
Get a trampoline. Bring a camera to a pool with a diving board. It doesn't matter how you do it. Give us the backflip, good sir! It really shouldn't be a big deal. Here, watch:
Simple! Just give us the backflip we deserve, and we'll get out of your hair. Hell, you may even earn yourself a whole new city full of fans.
St. Louis, we need to take Arsenio to task on this one. Here is his Twitter account. Tweet at the man with the hashtag #Whereisthebackflip, and let's see if we can get some justice!
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